petparent:

Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack 

(via nigerian)

yugoslavic:

i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog 

(via illbefinepretendingimnot)

theconsultingbadwolf:

If anyone were to take me on a date like this I would probably fall immediately in love with them

(Source: 9GAG, via illbefinepretendingimnot)